What, you don't think a woman can be just as elegant a cannibal as Hannibal Lecter? Sexism!! Into the frying pan with you.

"I'm a flailer"

Yes. A frequent complaint in the Mercola comments is that "western doctors" refuse to diagnose them with whatever they are convinced they have.

I live in Portland — you aren't wrong.

Right? I mean, I feel like I should think he's a douche, but it seems like he really tries. In the last season, he was pulling his hair out about these special necklaces he was having made for the wives — he wanted it to be something personal and based on their individual personalities, but wanted to be careful not…

Damn, and a stylish short heel, too? These are going on my Zappos favorites list.

"question why he continues to hang out with such ghetto people?"

Yeah, this is definitely working for me. I can't wait for this probably terrible crap.

I think there's something to that. It just strikes me as an especially obtuse example of privilege.

Yeah, the dog-whistling skills are strong in that one.

I can't even talk to them. It's so painful. They are an impenetrable wall of circular logic and conspiracy theories.

Dr. Joseph Mercola says the powers that be are conspiring to slander raw milk to benefit Big Pharma and the Big Dairy. The only problem with this theory is that Dr. Mercola is insane. Does anyone subscribe to his newsletter? I do, because it's hilarious. I just imagine that it's a very meta Doonesbury. I still…

Your comment was very funny, but as I live in Portland, the flouridated water conspiracy thing made me a little sad, too. People here are stubbornly insistent about the notion that flouride is a capitalist conspiracy to poison the water supply. I was incredibly annoyed during this year's ballot initiative to add…

Agreed. I like them too. They have their problems, and it doesn't seem like an easy life, but isn't everyone screwed up in their own way? I don't think its fair to lump families like the Browns (and you know there are many more, it's just that the Browns decided to go public) in with cults like the FLDS.

A more handsome Ray Liotta. Yes, I can see that. Of course, Ray Liotta himself has been looking pretty snazzy lately in those Oliver Peoples eyeglasses ads.

Yeah, most of his douchiness is tongue-in-cheek now. And always hilarious.

Yup.

North & South is on Netflix. Your night is planned.

Laura Prepon is gorgeous. That hair color and shade of blue are perfect on her. She was great on OITNB. Career = Revived.

I was going to type a witty response, but then I got distracted by my own gif, looked at the clock, and realized 5 minutes had passed without me realizing it.