You know nothing of her parents' reasoning. Don't pretend like you do. They're hardly in the press like Courtney Stodden's parents were. And 33 is a long way off from 53.

"I can't believe we all gave Carrie Underwood such a hard time for being cast as Maria when we could have been making fun of Stephen Moyer instead."

Big Freedia is amazing. That is all.

I agree, but I was still incredibly disappointed that she couldn't say all this without pulling "whore" out of her bag. Blech. I feel like Rashida Jones should probably be more eloquent than Chrissy Teigen.

Yeah, you're right. I like them both. So sue me, America!

One of the weirdest factoids about music today is definitely that Miley Cyrus is a talented folk singer.

And the duet with Dolly Parton is surprisingly adorable.

"wine ghostwrote this piece"

Eric fans ruined that fandom for me.

Wait. Did...did Spencer Pratt persevere?

Thank you for that. Way too many Eric/Skarsgard fans on Jezebel.

Yeah...Madeline Davies' AHS recaps are...not very good. When the commenters have to break everything down for you, it's a bit tedious. Also, I feel a little bit like she's trying to ruin my fun (with plot holes that don't actually exist, mind you), and I don't appreciate it.

It might be my husband's face. I might die first.

Frankly, as much as they suck, I hope cat haters keep spreading the anti-cat gospel. You always come off as so deeply, irrevocably unpleasant that you actually make great inadvertent ambassadors for cats.

They did. You wouldn't click the link that provided quick and easy access to the direct links you wanted. Being this fucking obstinate about it doesn't make you look principled, it makes you look like an insufferable asshole. Period. No one is impressed that you wouldn't just click the damn link that could take…

Or you could, you know, just perhaps, take some damn responsibility for finding out the things you want to know. Maybe take on the incredibly difficult task of clicking on the provided link, and then clicking on the other links to take you directly to the site. No one is obligated to spoon-feed you.

Been around a lot of cats. Had a lot of cats. Never experienced anything like that, certainly nothing more serious than I have experienced from dogs (another delightful animal that just happens to be different). Cats are often cuddly, just not all the time (I cuddle with mine daily). Sometimes they can't be…

Me too...I think you replied to the wrong person.

Yes. They have two.