Every time I see it, I heckle Scott Tenorman. He's so convinced that he is putting Cartman in his place, and I'm all, "oh, honey, noooooo." He had no clue who he was dealing with.

OMG GAEL!!! He is undoubtedly my all-time favorite crush. I have seen all of his films multiple times. Almodovar's Bad Education is my favorite film of all time. I cannot say enough about how spectacular this man is. Looks, brains, sensitivity, social and political sophistication, just...GUH.

North and South, ya'll!

I was one of the original commenters since 2005, but I've barely touched HP in two years. It went WAY downhill with the AOL buyout. Now, when I do read the comments, I feel like I need to take a shower immediately.

I think he might be my spirit animal too. Whenever he's at his most sociopathic, I find myself nodding along far too much. That Scott Tenorman was a douche, anyway. I can think of a few people whose parents I'd like to feed them in chili.

Suits?? What, are you afraid of looking like a LADY?? SMH.

I've been thinking about doing the fringed poncho thing. I keep getting these emails from Alternative Apparel about their new Peruvian wool ponchos.

Incredibly sage advice from Eric Cartman.

Gillian Anderson will always be the Queen of Side-Eye and The Artfully Raised Eyebrow. She is a goddess.

But she's a lady! Ladies aren't supposed to wear suits. Janelle, you're a woman, and you should look like one! Says some douchebag who's dating some moron who works for The Huffington Post.

My grandmother dealt with some haters among her fellow Air Force wives in Madrid in the early 50s for her sweetheart neckline dresses that she made herself. They said she looked like a tramp. Um, I've seen those dresses and they were BOSS and classy as hell. They just hated her because she was young, hot, British…

Ugh, I was so glad when ultra low-rise everything went out of fashion, especially pants. But my husband LOVES that look. Sorry, mr. vmarie, I don't enjoy feeling a draft all day and pulling up my pants every time I slightly move so I don't expose myself. Ultra low-rise pants aren't mean to be worn doing anything…

I bet you look hella cute. Fuck them all.

RIGHT? What straight man not in the fashion industry knows that Isabel Marant wedge sneakers is a thing??

If I dressed for my husband, I'd never wear anything but low rise bootcut pants, hiking boots and some sort of sporty Patagonia jacket (I do have a waterproof Patagonia trench, because I live in Portland. But it's a trench).

"comfort-hating losers"

"Your beat-up Rainbow sandals. They're not that expensive! Buy a new pair, and stop wearing them after Labor Day."

Right? I am having ALL of the grandpa feels about this whole "Bush paints and poses adorably next to his paintings" thing. I'm somewhat conflicted, but fuck it. He's hella cute now.

So...did anyone else immediately think of this during the part where he crouches down to talk to the homeless person for whom he has nothing but seething contempt?

Ew. Guess tip skimming isn't just for batshit crazy "Baking Company" owners.