He and Paul Rudd are apparently part of the same cult.

"The last thing in the world I want is for you to think I give a fuck."

Whatever you say. Your comments, and this latest bit of defensive back-tracking, speak for themselves. Whether or not someone is mean-spirited is always a matter of opinion, and never a fact. It is not possible to state "that person is a dick" as a matter of fact. "What an asshole!" is never a factual statement,…

You can only fail to take the bait and dismiss obvious troll posts. Unfortunately, there are always people who can't resist said bait, so we're stuck with them.

Nah.

The more people try to provide "evidence" for these fake celeb couple conspiracy theories, and celeb-based conspiracy theories in general, the more said theory falls apart. A orchestrated photo op was orchestrated! Wow, that's really something. Photo ops are orchestrated by their very nature. So are press…

Well, this is definitely the most disappointing thing I've read on Jezebel since Katie JM Baker's "won't anyone think of the townsfolk of Steubenville, here let me just be a stenographer for the grievances of the biggest assholes I could find in said town and call it balanced" feature story.

Nah, it's just another pointlessly cynical, mean-spirited conspiracy theory based on some stupid fucking blind gossip item that went around once. Interestingly, some people expect points for "not being gullible," even though they readily believe the dumb horseshit they read in blind gossip items.

That gave me the chills. To think that a random pervy phone-jerker used the same tactic that my stepdad did, the seemingly matter-of-fact relaying of "how sex works," really puts things in perspective. Gag.

It's amazing how that sense of doubt tinged with shame follows you despite the fact that, logically, I know what he did was abusive, scummy and unequivocally wrong. That's what makes it so insidious.

For what it's worth, I love Rebel. Go for it.

My stepdad, a narcissist married to a fellow narcissist, is a pilot. I will share something that I don't talk about much, but I am interested in what outside observers think. Maybe this isn't the place, but here goes.

Rick knows.

Brian Austin Green is looking really cheery and enthusiastic here. This must have been before his friend accidentally blew his head off right in front of him. He became much more emo after that.

Call me crazy, but people's shit talking and "my friend's sister's boyfriend's cousin said...." in comment sections always fails to convince me that *insert celebrity here* is actually a sleazebag/total bitch. Maybe the person telling the story, or the person the commenter heard it from, is actually the asshole in…

What's sad is that Kanye undoubtedly believes, with every fiber of his being, that his sad "leather jogging pant" is more fashion-forward than Obama's impeccably tailored designer suits.

Yeah, it's not pleasant. Once all this became clear to me, I committed to avoiding them like the plague. I never engage Gawker's MRA/PUA trolls anymore.

Typical MRA/PUA response. They are desperate to be "alpha males," but without all that pesky chivalry crap that traditionally accompanied patriarchy. They aspire to be a particular brand of alpha male who find it appropriate to watch a woman being assaulted while they do nothing, because the expectation of men to…

Here's the recipe — I substituted chicken bouillon for the sofrito — ain't nobody got time to make sofrito on the weekdays (unless you're Gwyneth Paltrow). It was a great sub. This was genuinely delicious and it throws together in no time.