Personally, what got me was "Katayama really got into playing with the cats, picking them up and >>spinning them around on the floor<<. "

Well, is it a hack to take off the wire handle, staple the points back together, and have a non-sparking microwavable container? I wouldn't have thought of that as a "hack", but I feel that anybody who hasn't been able to eat out of a takeout container may have avoided microwaving it, also.