Haven’t had cable since last year. Bought a month of Sling in October so I could watch the NLCS. Threw on ESPN one afternoon, just to see what it was like. I don’t even remember what was on, but after five minutes I was like, “I used to watch this shit?”

I love bowling, but the dude from Boyz II Men rolling a gutter ball isn’t bowling.

Oh, man, Feed was awesome and hilarious and terrifying (although far less so now, in retrospect, now that we know how bad it can get.) Jerry Brown with his nasal spray!

I don’t get it. Like cake said, what’s the point here: HAW HAW LOOK AT THIS JUG-EARED BASTARD WITH HIS LO-FI CHARTS? Perot, at least, tried to engage in an intelligent and detailed fashion. And he was absolutely fucking right about NAFTA.

That’s really kind of beautiful.

Good God.

So you don’t like bookstores. So don’t go to them. I, personally, love browsing, uncovering new things, treasures that I might have overlooked otherwise (it’s about ten year old news now, but I uncovered one of my favorite novels of all time, John Williams’ Stoner, because the lunatic genius that worked in my local…

Von Miller’s voice is awesome. I am now rooting for the Broncos just so that I can hear him interviewed if they win.

I ordered delivery during the Christmas blizzard a couple of years ago because I had almost literally nothing to eat. The bill was, if I remember correctly, about $15. I gave the guy a fifty. I say if the place is open, it’s mostly okay, but you’d better tip like a madman.

Last night, before bed, I made the mistake of looking at the Yahoo comments on this story.

I wound up using SlingTV for the MLB playoffs last year. It wasn’t perfect - it’s a good thing I wasn’t terribly interested in the ALCS, which was on FS1 for some damned reason, and the load times were a little slow - but I didn’t come away feeling like I’d missed all that much, and the whole month of October cost…

Second. Chris Moore is so good. Haven’t disliked a single one, and I think I’ve read them all.

Fuck off back to Ball Don’t Lie, dude.

Tell me about it.

Seriously, has anyone ever gotten more out of one Super Bowl win than that prick? Especially, like you said, a Super Bowl that pretty much anyone could have won.

Could someone wake me when ESPN finally goes off the air for the last time?

I don’t even particularly like kids, and I still think this is fucking unconscionable and sickening. This asshole should have been, at the very least, drummed right the fuck out of the league.

God, I love that swing.

Close: he hit two and flied out to the warning track.

Yeah. Max of 10.