Peak take season is the baseball hot stove meetings. Or, as I like to call it: The Easy Take Oven.

Benoit Benjamin

Oh man, Walter McCarty. All I can hear now is Tommy Heinsohn shouting “WAAAAAAAAALTAH!”

Dino Radja!
Eric Williams
Yinka Dare
Dana Barros
Danny Fortson
Pervis Ellison
Doug Overton
Lucious Harris
Donny Marshall

Lorenzen Wright. Now that was a guy.

Moss has already declined HR’s direct deposit form.

this is the truth. YOU HAD ONE JOB THROAT CANCER.

The difference is that Schilling kept posting crazy shit on FB after ESPN suspended him and told him to stop, and Ray Lewis never killed anyone obstructed justice again after they asked him to stop.

Fake mooned. Never forget that Joe Buck lost his shit over a fake moon.

I was actually shocked that he not only admitted to doing something wrong, but specifically said what he did to her. Doesn’t change the fact that it happened and doesn’t change my opinion of him, but at least he’s self aware.

Strong runner, strong swimmers. Teach him how to ride a bike and you’ll have the best triathlete ever.

Horse’s really are athletes!

Klopp is the best. Those Dortmund teams were fun as hell to watch.

The most wonderful man in all of football. He defines the joy that the sport is supposed to be about. I’d trade him for just about any other manager in the world except my own.

He makes it very, very difficult to continue disliking Liverpool.

When Conor Cook’s dad invited the team to his house for a cookout, he had Conor’s little brother keep an eye on the wide receivers so they didn't steal anything.

You forgot to preface that with “Millenials won’t remember this, but..”

Yeah, but little known fact: Bob Marley was a republican.—Schilling’s Facebook

Watch your back Patrick, this guy packs a hell of a right cook.

“homely...dike”

Nothing more awesome than an adult dad threatening to beat someone up for his adult son.

“My favorite Bob Marley song is Don’t Worry be Happy” - Chris Cook