Chelsea would have tanked it against Leicester in two weeks anyways. Fucking A-holes.

I should be furious about this result, especially since Tottenham still hasn't won at Stamford Bridge in my lifetime, but this season has been just wacky enough that having Leicester win as a product of that goal is almost okay with me.

This is Leicester we’re talking about here; was there any doubt that their championship finish was going to come on anything other than a fucking Thai?

Congrats to Pellegrini and the entire Man City organization on a tremendous campaign. Job well done. Wait, what? 4th? But Billy said...

Great. Now I have to buy a van so I can have that painted on the side. Thanks a lot.

You can take Van Gaal out of Amsterdam, but you can’t take Amsterdam out of Van Gaal.

Oh yeah.

The sex and sports areas of LVG’s brain are apparently mighty close.

Huth grabbed a handful of Fellaini’s ‘fro and gave it a yank, which Fellaini responded to by throwing an elbow and a slap toward Huth’s head.

Manchester United 2016-17 Away Kit

Careful Sam. When you get to be as old as some of these guys, you might get a little streaky-assed.

Three men are sitting in Russian prison shortly after the Russian Grand Prix. The 2nd man turns to the other two and asks them why they are there.

Easy Vladimir.

Opposition on-base percentage: 0.420

Phillies Pitchers Burning ‘Cross the National League

It’s a good thing no one from Philly has ever been accused of being racist.

New headline: Phillies propensity for KKKs leads to the Birth of a Nation-al League contender.

And just like that, Donald Trump became a Phillies fan.