vladtheimploder
Vlad the Imploder
vladtheimploder

Following in the footsteps of fellow Browns draft pick Johnny Manziel, he's quickly developing a fondness for the drink.

Which, proving he’s a perfect fit, failed.

That’s not a celebration, that’s a suicide attempt.

I can’t wait to make this, I love hazelnuts and would not have thought of them here. The last time I made a spaghetti squash dish it turned out to be a terrible recipe and I look forward to this palate-cleanser! Also, you are one of my favorite food writers.

[Crosses fingers]

Even as a kid I loved when my mom made stuffed squash or stuffed zucchini. Fill that squash “boat” up with Italian sausage, chunks of tomato, bread crumbs, garlic, and top it with some grated cheese. So damn good.

Have you tried Acorn squash? Cut in half, remove seeds, bake face-down in half inch of water until tender, fill the wells where the seeds were with butter, brown sugar, and cinnamon, sprinkle more cinnamon over the top and pop back in the oven for a few minutes to soften up a little more. Eat with a spoon around the

As I’ve gotten older and my wife has forced me to eat healthier I’ve come to realize how good squash is. Butternut or spaghetti squash roasted with oil, Parmesan, salt, and pepper are some of the best things.

I’ll be honest, I’d prefer if Leicester didn’t win it all this week. Win the league at your last home game with all the faithful in attendance.

Recruit: “Mr. Pitino this is LT.”

I’m thinkin’ dung beetle.

Could this be the first ever instance of an athlete’s social media page actually being hacked?

Boy, once that ball of controversy starts rolling, you can’t stop it.

Looks like Cleveland...

That’s not fair—the guys commenting on ESPN definitely aren’t getting paid.

I’m a pretty gullible guy, but not even I will believe Brandon Knight is dead unless I see him in a casket.

Buzz City would be a better a jersey for the Nuggets. Also, why haven’t the Nuggets just changed their logo to a nice bud? They’d easily have the most popular jersey sales in the league, maybe in all of sports.

Wait till you hear her music.

I have never been angrier at Iggy Azalea.