You came back after this:

This is why Trump won. We got tired of people like this calling us dumb so we decided to show them how dumb we really are.

nah

Okay, I am done watching Fox News.

Can someone else takeover?

Maybe cause marx died in the 19th century

Yeah, I’m gonna need a minute before I start looking to my neighbor on the left or right as a potential ally in the fight for a ‘better’ tomorrow. This shit is soul-crushing.

What if I already live in Canada? Can I please stay here?

Well, I was wrong, and it did. (If you really thought Pennsylvania, Wisconsin, and Michigan were going to go for the candidate of misogyny and white ethno-nationalism before last night, you could have made an awful lot of money with a bookie.) In any event I voted for her and encouraged others to do so. If I’m the…

Well, at least some of us are still making good decisions.

Donald Trump was accused by the Justice Department in the 1970's of refusing to rent apartments in his developments to black people.

No, the store is always running a 40% off sale! I could avoid so much more taxes if we went to a BR system.

You can’t get tax reform in a strawberry-banana-kiwi flavor named Grove of Delight.

There will be no St. Totteringham’s Day in 2017.

Yellow for dissent, Mr. Barton

You can talk about the most boring and inept win of the day. Or you could talk about the best 90 minutes anyone has played this season (Spurs 2 City 0). Your call.

Perfect opportunity now for him to change his name to Metatarsal World Peace.

This is finally gonna be Tottenham’s year!