vladtheimploder
Vlad the Imploder
vladtheimploder

Ever since I was aware of “libertarian” as a political ideology, my friends have had the phrase, “South Park Libertarian.” It’s a very fitting description of the worst people.

God, thank you for drawing this link between the Pauls, “libertarianism,” and what I’ve always thought I was the only person to refer to as “South Park politics.”

The last time Flames getting lit in Calgary was such a big deal, it was the 80's.

Just in case anyone thinks I don’t have The Ethics:

Here, me: I make the coaching motions with my noise mouth. The brain is where I live. I am crouched on the rim of the sun, observing humanity. I am the potato lotus, flowing. My beams are the beams of my teams, shining into their humanity from benches and boxes. Will I teach them the secrets of the trapezoid? I will

Cast
Ride
Suede
Super Furry Animals
Ocean Colour Scene
Echobelly
Sleeper
Elastica
Kula Shaker

I like Britpop. So what?

Chris O’Donnell is still the worst Dick Grayson, but Allen is closing the gap fast.

Yes, clearly Cam Newton was showboating when he walked away from the cameras and returned to the locker room. When will he stop showboating by actively spurning attention.

After speaking with many of my Republican uncles and aunts I am convinced that there is a very strong (and non-spurious) relationship between how racist you are and your affection for Ben Carson. It truly is fascinating.

Huh, thought he’d be more of a Trump guy. Did he borrow the money from Rhode Island?

Curt Shilling- blessed with the right arm of a god and the brain of an inbred rube.

God the Seahawks are just the worst.

I haven’t heard the term “Latin piece of shit” since the Robert Christgau review of this album:

Russell Wilson’s press conferences are boring. Why on earth would the consumer of an entertainment product want that entertainment product to be more boring? That’s really bizarre.

I’m sorry, but this comment is full of inanities.

Russell Wilson sucks, both because he’s boring and because he’s the example every single idiot points to when he wants to bring an uppity black quarterback down a peg.

Russell Wilson’s press conference after last year’s Super Bowl was boring and forgettable. Why on earth would anyone outside of the organization and/or Cam Newton’s agent prefer that to this?

I’m not saying “why should we care if it’s lame?” I’m saying “why should we criticize him for being unprofessional?” If it’s lame, call it lame! I’m fine with that. Criticizing it for being unprofessional is stupid.