vladtheimploder
Vlad the Imploder
vladtheimploder

This is down the street from my house. I didn't know Fancy Ray was an actual person.

You have a supervisor for racism in your office?

Well, we already know he’s drinking piss.

In some parallel universe, the end of Super Bowl 50 is a heartwarming affair, with an aging legend riding the

After all those Greek yogurt ads, I think people were just expecting someone a bit more cultured.

Sanka, ya dead?

Cincinnati style chili with spaghetti. Yea, I like it.

Freebase.

Carolina style pulled pork with Hawaiian slider rolls and slaw.

Chicken, black bean, and corn chili in a tomatillo base. It confuses and offends, until one takes a taste.

Pretty ladies- Hold ‘em

You’ll never walk[out] alone.

Only delusional Arsenal fans still feel this way. Leicester are better in every way. Arsenal aren’t even better than Spurs at this point.

That’s because Arsenal will beat Arsenal.

Wait - did someone actually find a font WORSE than Comic Sans?

Look at you all waxing intellectually.

Wing Bowl Last Place Finisher -

“...unless its to take a sample to anal ballistics so they can see if they could find an anal canal rifling pattern that they may be able to cross-reference in their massive database of asshole prints.”