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Synergy, bitches.

Damn, there is hunger in those eyes at 00:31.

Anchor Julie Stewart-Binks suggested he should dance for her.

About 1994.

With Romanowski I can’t tell where the asshole personality ends and the CTE begins.

To be fair, both these guys are on a lot of drugs.

This is a man who, 4 years ago, looked at the presidential race, spotted Newt fucking Gingrich, and thought to himself, “that’s my guy.”

Holy shit this is a good idea!

I knew I shouldn’t have stapled all of that haunted bologna to that Bible and taught it how to speak. I am sorry everyone.

+1 Crew

THAT’S UNFAIR!

I don’t understand why Columbus needs two professional football teams.

“That’s not so bad.”

“That certainly looks bad...”

I mean I also thought the skit was pretty fucking gross, especially given that it was performed by kids from an infamous bastion of casual privilege and elitism like Stanford. As I’ve grown old, I’ve turned into kind of an uptight killjoy when it comes to any more fortunate group jeering at the less fortunate.

GSA is currently considering an alternative offer to let the scouts earn fire-building badges in the Pontiac Silverdome.

Swing and a miss

Fuck the HGH investigation, I want to know when Peyton Manning started injecting Don Knotts’s DNA.

A deeply mediocre team quarterbacked by Nick Foles isn’t exactly a big draw for the citizens of Los Angeles