Watching old ass Kobe tone it down a little and grow a heart has been one of my favorite stories this NBA season.

Spurs don’t even get a mention and they are playing better than all three of those teams.

Haha, thanks. Fascist scum!

Martin O’Malley looks like the a guy who would be cast as President in a made-for-TV movie.

Things won’t be so bad when it is the year of the rat and the t-shirts just have Ted Cruz’s face on them.

Combine one from each and you got yourself an Ernest movie.

I thought it was assholes.

The plural form is Plumlae.

Sorry, I would have responded sooner but my left eye developed an involuntary twitch at reading that for some reason. Weirdest thing.

I’m going to watch a sous chef ski.

By sending this link to all my friends who are “die hard” Duke fans that have never stepped foot in the state of North Carolina.

It’s not the both feet thing (although that’s pretty ridiculous); it’s that, for football purposes, when you have one knee hit the ground in literally every other fucking permutation you are down.

That’s not a catch, but somehow that bullshit front-flip out of bounds butt-catch the Steelers made against the Bengals was a catch?

This guy’s got decent technique, but his selfie game is nothing compared to what we saw from those sorority girls at the Diamondbacks game.

I like these!

That’s more of a stunner than an RKO.

Good. That Clay Matthews is such a thug.

look at Bettman’s shit-eating grin. John Scott and the players bailed him out of a huge PR gaffe, and now the story has its ‘feel good’ ending. Hope John Scott gets back in the league to earn his 400 games and the league pension.

The Commissioner can’t be thrilled with these:

Megatron, asked why he was retiring, responded, “I just don’t like the direction Michael Bay is taking with the franchise.”