The athletes really need to sit down and say screw this I’m staying home. The cost of not competing is wasting 4 years of your life and physical prime and having to wait another 4 years at maybe getting another chance. The risk of going is MRSA and never competing at anything ever again. Also every water born…

Everyone who should be talking about it has too much of the only thing that matters to them at stake. See also: Slavery & the World Cup.

Yeah, but who wouldn’t want to move off of NBC?

Help is on the way. Governor Snyder has decided to appoint an Emergency Manager for Rio.

I, for one, welcome Real Salt Lake’s John Terry.

Well no shit. Fun fact, my rookie year with the Vikings, I finished out the last 3 games of the season punting with a torn ACL in *my kicking leg* because the team doctors didn’t tell me it was torn. Go in for my exit physical, and it’s all “Oh, yeah, you have a torn ACL, you should get surgery on that.” You better…

Survey: Sky is Blue; Water, Wet.

Not a doctor, not a doctor, aaaaand not a doctor.

Don’t mind if I bring this in here. It seems like some folks could use a boost so they can see the joke.

And yet here we are at the end of January and the Knicks are improving while the 76ers are somehow getting worse in year 3 of The Lossess

Great analysis. Good to see Billy King back at it.

See, the irony here is that Sam Hinkie himself would be the first one to tell you that comparing players using basic counting stats is next to useless.

To be fair, even if Hinkie got the meeting, he was just going to trade it for a couple of meetings in 2019.

Just more oppression from our dextronormative society

That’s because the Broncos will own both end zones! - Fake hubris from scared shitless Broncos fan

make sure you have a cigarette handy

Wouldn’t the teams you beat have been worse?

Even worse?

So this is why South Ossetia wants to secede.

Bingo. It’s why they have articles in Seattle like “How to Talk Confidently About the Seahawks.” Don’t worry about stats; focus on the big picture!