You are one bold sonofabitch.

Yeah I don’t think she’s into it, I’ll have to keep listening to the song.

“I’m imagining you, wearing nothing, waiting on the couch when I get home.”

“It’s gonna be a party in your ass tomorrow, and my cock’s the only one that’s invited”

BRB texting my wife.

Northern Alberta (close enough though, really). A little bit, you can get pizza or chinese food brought to you, but most other places don’t do delivery.

As someone who lives in a place where the weather is shitty literally ALL the time, I’ve been watching you guys batten down the hatches with a mix of interest and amusement.

Something, something, not Constantinople.

When is Triangle Man going to get in a fight with Adequate Man where Triangle Man wins?

Irag was a quaqmire!

Jack White is currently based in Nashville and goddamn I wish they had gotten him just so he could stand behind the bench looking sullen and mean-mugging all the players.

I thought for a minute that this was another one of those damned Kinja Co-op ads for Dollar Shave Club.

New York guy wonders why four country music stars have been selected for an All-Star Game in Nashville.

Hardest round of “Dead or Canadian” ever.

I love winter. Because I spend all year longing for the sweet, silent embrace of death and winter comes the closest.

“Fuck Snow” is right. A licky boom-boom down indeed.

The later episodes, when Chuck Jones was on autopilot and lost most of his creative spark. That’s like saying the Broncos have the best QB in the NFL because he won a Super Bowl a decade ago.

Looks ripped straight from the Oregon Trail

Unsurpisingly, Whiteside already has all three of them blocked.

one offensive lineman’s spine right out of the guy’s back