Now that’s just dirty!

After beating Kevin Anderson

Don’t get any ideas, Mark Sanchez!

The next FIFA should have a cheat where you can play as giant-ass bronze Ronaldo and you have the same special move as Colossus in the X-Men arcade game

“This is gonna get....Lionel...”

This is not one of the more sought-after Madeira wines.

The fact that he was bouncing around the room was an unexpected side effect. I’m sure he was tired after walking to the police station in what was a journey not unlike colonel forbins ascent, I hear it’s like a maze to get there from where his house is. And there is no way talking to that makisupa policeman was an…

This is ridiculous. There’s no way Mike Brown would think that way. Obviously he opposes the Rams moving to Los Angeles because of the increased cost of jet fuel to fly the team to California rather than just to St. Louis.

“America. The world is a possibility for the Raider Nation.”

I’m a Kentucky alumnus. What cracks me up is I have a cousin who saw a basketball title while she was there, and then got into Alabama law school to see a football one. I was at UK during the Tubby years.

It was two bad special teams plays. I feel your pain.

My team looked like champions? Yes, you are correct. Much love. :D

Helluva game, Clemson.

I’m happy.

It was gorgeous.

That was the most perfect onside kick I’ve ever seen. They’ve probably been practicing that every day for about 6 years.

Our boys fought until the end... to lose by 5 after so many mental mistakes is impressive. We played a tightrope with mental mistakes all season, and it finally came back to bite us today. We were the best team in the country for 14 games and 3 quarters, but the dark forces that inhabit Tuscaloosa were too much in the…

Hit the nail on the head.

Our QB has too much acne to be Brady. I still love him, though.

To be fair, our fans binge drink well into their 80's.