I guess he and the NFL rule book are Burfict strangers.

You understand this article literally starts with the a capella vocals from “Under Pressure,” right? When writers complain about people not reading the articles, this is Exhibit A right here.

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Billy Donovan has the Thunder at 26-12, and Durant missed seven of those games. If you’re seriously ready to call that hire a failure and let it impact whether you’d hire a totally different college coach, I don’t know what to tell you.

Calipari looks like he mainlines Pinaud Clubman.

There is never enough Kentucky Fried Movie. Never.

Teammate: Von, man, I dunno dude. They’re making you look like a goddamn supervillain out here in the media bruh.

Take him to Detroit Cleveland!

there’s “dirty” (Vontaze Burfict comes to mind here) and then there is sleazy (coaches pulling hair, coaches coming onto the field to start shit, coaches trying to trip kick returners)

Its not uncommon for players to lose their composure and lack maturity, but the Steelers’ coaching staff has to be one of the most…

For some reason I don’t feel like blaming the loss on the only guy who scored points for his team yesterday.

Don’t ask “Can we unleash Vontaze Burfict on this motherfucker?”

I'm so pissed off at Burfict right now, but that could really be something.

Remember when Christopher Hitchens got waterboarded to challenge his own views? Can we unleash Vontaze Burfict on this motherfucker?

To be fair, brain damage likely accounts for over 50% of his support.

When Skip Bayless gets it right, and you get it wrong - it may be time to reassess yourself.

Ben Roethlisberger left yesterday’s win crazy over the Bengals with a shoulder injury after Vontaze Burfict got him with a cheap shot.

This author is an idiot calling a clean sack a cheap shot. Maybe he should stop writing about football and take up Snooker or Darts.

No.

Um...In what universe was that tackle a cheap shot? Get outta here.