a hundred times this. I literally stopped reading after the dalton crack. dalton was the gritty, badass James Bond years before Craig started aping the Bourne movies.

“Make note,” that is. Kinja!!!!!!!

Dalton was good. He wanted to be super-serious, but his two films were 1) a 70s extravaganza in the age of Rambo and 2) a deliberate update in the Joel Silver style. The only knock on him, if you ask me, is that he had no shoulders, which made him look like a pencil-man in his fistfight scenes. If further pressed, I’d…

Dude is still awesome. I saw him in the 90s in Vancouver. He used to sport a tux. The show was so loud mortar was falling out of the bricks. The venue was called the town pump I believe. He was a three piece then.

NO SCOOP FOR YOU!

as soon as you said ‘ the less said about Timothy Dalton, the better’, whilst including an Australian who happened to coast in and out of one or the finest bond films, i stopped giving a shit about your post. Dalton was a spectacular bond; fists, feet, and forehead and comparatively unsleazy. He’s the only bond you…

Tom waits tango till they’re sore from rain dogs 1985. And zeppelin from houses of the holy ‘73 - over the hills and far away.

The Cars - Drive - Live

Yeah, really though.... Fuck you Greg Hardy, and a big ol’ fuck you to Jerry Jones.

Wow. A DATED reference.

“He is a leader, a true unifying presence.”

He looks old enough to release a statement supporting Otto Von Bismarck.

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“We do not condone domestic violence. We just enable it.”

Fuck the Dallas Cowboys as an organization, team and as a motherfucking crew and if you want to be down with the Cowboys, then fuck you too.

We touched dick tips and sang happy birthday to one another in the center of a circle of beeswax candles from sundown to sun up. So we’re good now.

To be fair, you can’t hurry Love. No, you just have to wait.

He’s on the brute squad...

He’s a black belt in Hulk Smash.