Always sample size Truthers

I guess you’re just going to have to...

Because 99 percent of the time, that one-hop lateral doesn’t bounce directly to a Miami player but instead in some random inconvenient direction.

Yeah good luck finding anything to eat at ESPN!

Candy corn would be better and cheaper if they just made it out of candle wax like it was intended to be made from.

Hey, also, look at this cool thing. It’s Tracy Chapman covering “House of the Rising Sun”. (poor audio quality, but worth it)

Ever since last night, I’ve been toying with a plot for a Halloween movie. It’s about six or seven little brown snakes named Eugene (yes, they are all named Eugene. There are no girl brown snakes in this story) who, on summer break between their junior and senior year at art school, decide to take a holiday together.…

The Shaggs- It’s Halloween.

Jim Stafford:

Ministry, “Everyday is Halloween”.

Radiohead - Creep

A group of talented writers finds out they get dumped on Twitter after their boss got fired fighting for their rights to speak their minds, and you think they’re signing up to make blowhards like Chad Ford and Matthew Berry look like fucking savants? Get real dude.

It’s almost like people can separate Simmons The Personality with the website he created and the other people on it.

I think it’s more likely that Grantland’s fate was sealed the minute ESPN broke Simmons off. There were talent cut savings elsewhere, of course, and the speculation that ESPN was taking a bath thanks to lower cable subscription numbers seems pretty solid.

Oh shut up

This sucks, so, so much.

“Grantland distinguished itself with quality writing, smart ideas, original thinking and fun, so it has no place within ESPN”

Thanks for killing the only other sports site I regularly read! Fuckers.