It’s actually a scientific phenomenon caused by large amount of hot air rapidly escaping Dan Shaughnessy’s ass.

+1 Nice red uniform

“Like BJ Novak, but less street.”

Samer just got clowned so hard he should have to go work at MTV News nows.

The Never Been Kissed line was fiiiiiii-rrrrreee.

RIP Samer.

Just call him on the phone, there’s a good chance he’ll injure himself trying to answer.

You’re the most embarrassing thing about your company that isn’t named “Kinja.”

Parties are shit. Bunch of insufferable assholes. Give me my s/o, a comfy change of clothes, chinese delivery, a classic movie, and fireplace and I’m happy.

“until their make-believe party decides which unelectable jackass it’ll pretend to judge qualified for the presidency.”

WATCH IT.

“Debatable.”

If you’re comfortable with gravy touching your corn flakes, and what the consequences of that decision would be, then honestly there is no stopping you.

Could this be served with white gravy? I feel like this could be served with white gravy. If you’re going to say “fuck it” might as well go in hard. Also, without the gravy, it may not literally kill you.

Not just hardcore. Metal. She’s Black Flag — after Rollins grew his hair out.

You have picked a strange, sad hill to die on.

What’s it like to be jealous of a 14 year old?

“What are you working on now Ahmed?”
“Revenge.”

Tim Biakabatuka

They must be really disappointed that he now openly works with the colors and the whites.