vladtheimploder
Vlad the Imploder
vladtheimploder

All THE Room jokes aside, this was a great book and I don’t know if I’ll want to sit and watch all the feelings I got while reading the book.

I assume Jack will be fine. He’ll keep the hair long but start calling himself Johnny. Maybe get a suit and trenchcoat and move to SF. But he’ll always maintain that wonder of meeting people, even people he already knows. No matter how dark things get, just seeing an old friend will cause him to perk up with a

I can’t believe how much the Flyers fans booed that dimwit from up north considering how high the tide of popularity was at the time. I also can’t believe how quickly and completely everything fell apart after this. But enough about Mike Richards.

Ohh yea, of course they were doing it in Brooklyn before it was cool.

This is the best thing Flyers fans have ever done since...

TOO BADDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD

Get outta here. Your team wins every other year.

I really hope Beltre walked up to Andrus, removed his cap and said, “Go ahead and rub it. You need this. We all need this.”

I think he should get the bat kid to bring him a second bat at home plate that he can flip a second time once he crosses home. I mean, he’s Joey Bats, not Joey Bat.

note to self: never have your Texan governor congratulate your teams winning before they even won.

40 HR and a .913 OPS is a circus act?

Also in this case Deadspin isn’t being contrarian at all, 99% of the human population enjoyed that bat flip/home run/celebration. The other 1% being Rangers fans/players, grumpy 80 year old sports writers and a few burner kinja accounts.

FUCKING LOVED IT

Better view here:

We should just flood the internet with Vines of people flipping things in front of Rangers fans for the rest of the offseason.

I will always champion those who break the unwritten rules of baseball, because the unwritten rules of baseball are all, 100%, yes even your favorite one, fucking stupid.

Let’s watch it again!

ISIS
- Curt Schilling

Steve Smith should wear eye black that says “GRAY WANG” when the Ravens play the Steelers in December.