More likely some drunken Cards fan; a disheveled and puffy-faced jackass at the tail end of a two day bender. He’ll probably look a lot like this.

Terry Bradshaw sucked in Cannonball Run. See you in Temecula.

God I hope not.

That’s a false dilemma. Obviously the ideal is that parents can just let kids be kids and enjoy the game.

It’s really about ethics in functioning game systems.

Some solid Kotaku Kinja today. All comments below fall into these categories:

“I’ve already angered comic book nerds, sports parents, and Republicans. Maybe I’ll go piss in Kotaku’s cereal.”

Here’s a selection of Albert Burneko takes, in headline form (culled from non-NBA/Dad/food prep posts)

Don’t sweat the difficulties, Albert. If we know one thing about gamers, it’s that they’re not particularly hypersensitive to any sort of direct or even indirect criticism about their hobby.

Almost everything you complained about is a thing that a mild amount of patience, and minimal knowledge of technology and ability to follow directions would have remedied. You sound like one of the Mom’s with the “I’d like to speak to the manager” haricut

In fairness, Steelers fans have gone their whole life getting the benefit of officiating, so they just don't know to react to anything else

I agree, I think the league made All the Right Moves here.

What the fuck is wrong with people?

Yeah, bitches. You KNOW I won this shit.

Lol! Mets!

(If my older brother who inflicted the Mets on me doesn't dress up at least one of his kids as this kid for Halloween, I'm not speaking to him for a year)

That is a girl, Tom.

Pictured: Big Tweet

“Мы вас похороним!”

-General Secretary Rodzher Karlovich Goodell, CPNFL, to Deadspin

An investigation by Patricia Hernandez.