vladtheimploder
Vlad the Imploder
vladtheimploder

I’m a cruise line executive (that’s my day job at least, I like to think I am a few other things, too.) But, this is a legitimate conversation for any company in my line of work that has a longview, in my opinion. Talking about space cruising is something that happens regularly in my world, especially now that Branson

Great. This gives me a reason to watch tonight’s game to watch for daily fantasy ads. So far, TNF has been sponsored by Lowe’s, quite prominently.

DraftKings will be screwed, especially because they’ve allowed Johnson to set his fantasy judge and juror lineup before the trial.

As long as this kills their marketing budget I’m all for it...

A reading from the works of the great Dr. Seuss....

I’m sure the Policeman’s Union chief thinks the Civilian Complaint Review Board should stick to being civilians.

I mean, I think the debt ceiling has mindfucked Ben Carson, this would do much worse things.

Blake could have been a good guy with a gun, and shot his attacker, but then he’d have shot a cop. This is going to mindfuck Ben Carson.

The lesson to other people of color who suffer at the hands of the NYPD is clear: become a fan favorite at the US Open for a decade or so.

The cynic side of me wonders if the NYPD would be so quick to act if this same thing happened to a non-famous, non-wealthy POC.

But it paints a pretty accurate portrait.

+9:16 aspect ratio

It is obvious that this is not the true landscape of Bills fandom.

How did you get Andy Dalton to model for this post?

Here are pictures of Roy Hibbert before, and then directly after he gets slapped.

Fitting that the naming rights go to a rental car company, since every public Dollar Hertz the Budget.

Consistent with EVERYTHING else, the RISK will be socialized while the PROFIT is privatized. This should come as no surprise whatsoever.

“I will not let this tragedy go unnoticed. That’s why I’m unveiling my new slogan: Burn down the White House.” — Ted Cruz

It certainly does look suspicious. Usually when Manziel catches fire at home, the Browns are there to immediately throw cold water on it.