Bud Abbott: What’s CC drinking?

Yeah, I remember the first time I did a fuckton of weed and started writing....

Harvey has been with Jimmy Stewart all morning.

Please stop saying that most fans didn’t know this was a rule. Bullshit, I knew it was a rule I’ve seen flags thrown for players trying to bat the ball forward and out of bounds upon fumbling. The genesis of the rule was the infamous “Holy Roller” play back in 1978 during a game between The Raiders & Chargers. The…

On the bright side, everyone is talking about Seattle’s bats in October. That never happens...

[goes to an NFL game]

God knows what is actually is, he just bought it from a kid in the parking lot hollering “Lake Effect. We got that lake effect, yo!”

To be fair, it’d be cruel to make Buffalo fans snort their coke off a mirror.

Hey, hey, hey... Empanadas are delicious. Stephen A. Smith is a walking bag of fermented ass sweat.

If it’s a bad enough problem that he needs rehab, no it’s not a good idea to delay it for a month.

Shouldn’t you be calling sports talk radio?

Video replays show Ndamukong Suh clearly kicking Philbin in the head immediately after his firing.

The only thing that stops a bad priest with a musket is a good child with a musket.

He could have pulled out a yellow card, which would’ve been awful because Jesus hates soccer.

It’s becoming increasingly clear that men who make this kind of life-long commitment are basically unhinged. Oh, and he’s a priest too.

Simply doing the lords work.

You don't pay them for sex, you pay them to leave after.

ASTROGLIDE CAN’T MELT STEEL BEAMS.