I’m not sure how coherently someone can review a book by reading it a few pages at a time over what seems like will take months. It’s 500-some pages, not Infinite Jest.

You ... get elbowed in the eyesocket during a practice?

I think it's the Norse god called Oden.

+1 booster

He should have spent more time on the elliptical.

Funny timing of post. I warmed up my wife last night, which turned into “don’t stop”. No toys, no penetration, nada. Just a few fingers on the hot button. She came once, then had a monstrous orgasm the second time. I then got oral till I finished, followed by a neck and back massage until I fell asleep.

I wish I had a prestigious illustration award to give Tara Jacoby for this illustration.

Because of Brown’s association with the team, the 76ers have also been banned from the postseason.

“What a shame,” says Mike Krzyzewski as he feasts on the innards of a virgin redhead and applies shoe polish to his hair.

“They call them fingers but I never see them fing...”

I’m not gay, but I gotta tell ya...

The story is obviously fake. The Browns don’t even have 3 NFL starters on offense.

That’s all you got, TMZ? Johnny’s gonna need a little more proof than that.

Can we send Limbaugh to Mars to double check?

Except that he didn’t play, and wasn’t on the bench. In fact, he’s playing for Sunderland. Otherwise a solid effort, though.

It’s almost like he directly brought up that Tottenham got the benefit of bad linesmen.

It’s about time hip-hop hipsters got the anthem they deserve.

This is really the best thing.

I think this is where we try and make “BAGS” Smith’s new nickname.

“The League” Season 2 Ep: 4