I’ve taken steroids and I’ve smoked weed. One is a PED and one makes movies fun.

If you don’t think the man Will Gordon is a hustler, that is the real model number of the Xfinity remote...that’s the good shit, Will.

One source said the procedure Pierre-Paul had done Sept. 4 to “close up” his middle finger was still fresh when he met with team doctors on Sept. 7.

So a group of people dominated an area for many years until outsiders moved in, took over everything, and routinely massacred the original inhabitants. Interesting.

Dumb bum with numb thumb is glum. Hoped to play for a plum sum, now has to slum for some crumbs from old chums.

Not necessarily. He still has a future as a particularly harsh movie critic.

It’s just a coincidence then that, across the Gawker Media platforms over the past month or two, there have been about a dozen thinkpieces on Franzen in general and Purity specifically that each reach the conclusion that Franzen is a hack. Please do not pretend that Gawker does not have, if not an agenda per se, an…

Please man. As if any of that is true.

Nobody gives a shit about the hateboner deadspin, gawker et. al seems to have for Purity.

We get it. Gawker Media does not like Jonathan Franzen. Time to move on.

Odd Jobs:

No one is better than Berman. I mean that literally. If no one was there it would have been infinitely better than Berman doing the play-by-play.

Top stuff from Fabulous Phil Dawson who nails a field goal and heads off for a well earned rest. Ha. Good luck to him. Forty years old, booting the pill between two big sticks for pretty good coin, better than working.

A sack! The Niners D-people celebrate like they’ve invented penicillin! The Vikings are deep and will punt, meaning...

Oy my god, this guy is GOLD. I’m just going to keep posting choice lines from his blog....

In fairness, the NFL has WAY too many breaks and tv timeouts, it really kills the game. People whine about baseball being long, but I think football is longer.

Hear hear. The people who have been ridiculing Tomsula as incompetent before he even coached a game are the same sort of people who say “The National Football League” instead of “the NFL.”

I loathe the Niners and wish nothing but ill-will on their team, but the way he handled the Aldon Smith release endeared at least Tomsula to me.

I’m not a 49ers fan, but I want so badly for Jim Tomsula to inexplicably win every game he coaches because I look at his story, his oddjobs, his demeanor, the fact that he’s had to sleep in his car and how he responded to Aldon Smith’s release and I see someone who legitimately deserves to have good things…

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