His brother, restaurateur Rick Bayless (Frontera Grill, Topolobampo, etc.), must be wondering how Skip could go so wrong.

Remember too that the Bucs almost certainly turned down an offer for a wagonload of picks and a bunch of Eagles players (Bradford, Boykin, and at least one other if I recall) for their #1 pick.

That’s where the similarities stopped.

Not shocking for anyone who watched Oregon; for all the “not NFL ready” knocks Mariota was dinged with, he always had a feather touch with accuracy (that’s how you set a NCAA record for TDs:INTs in a year, and avoid throwing 18 picks like Winston).

Bishop Sankey Dumpoff Option

It’s hard to overstate just how badly I want Mariota to thrive and Winston to bust. The 30 for 30 on the Bucs’ decision would just be so glorious.

They’re both at LEAST mediocre.

Rock counterpoint:

You know what? Do you!

“Rashad, don’t score. I’ve got the Cowboys D in my FanDuel league, and I could win $500 here.”

You mean this guy?

“Whatever you do, don’t give us an insurmountable 10 point lead.”

The problem with the wave is th—WOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO—at it interrupts everything you are trying to focus on and makes it impossible to actuall-WOOOOOOOOOOOOOO-y follow the game. I mean, I have no pr-WOOOOOOOOOOoo-oblem with it during a commercial or something, and I will admit that my—WOOOOOOOoooo—kids love it, but do…

It’s doctored though; look at all of those fans in the background.

Y’know, as a Browns fan I think this was an elegant crystallization of my experience.

Twice this month, we’ve seen a Washington & Jefferson guy on his back and getting punched in the face.

🌟🌟🌟🌟🌟🌟🌟🌟🌟

Yeah, they look like a collegiate team. And the new uniforms suck, too!

<drinks gallon of milk, eats breakfast burrito>