“Your honor, my client clearly had no choice but to escalate the situation with chewing tobacco. The video evidence clearly shows the other driver with his hand upon his hip.”

What a dipshit.

Marchman’s the big one

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Yeah really. You’d think they’d have served as a warning to Taylor Swift who followed suit and faded into anonymity.

Pretty much.

Snark aside, you’re supposed to respect the office of the President.

But you don’t have to respect that office’s decisionmaking. When the US went to Afghanistan, I didn’t complain. My armchair military intel side knew that militants in that part of the world long painted targets on a long list of western…

I agree.

They all seemed to vanish once the president’s skin tone got a bit darker. Odd how that happened isn’t it?

At least conservatives are true to themselves with one thing:

Hey, whatever did happen to those “Stand By The President!” people?

Fucking brilliant.

A lady of the night. We played Monopoly.

“The Indianapolis Colts.”

Look, I feel bad for him since the first story and still do but jesus christ, he’s really not helping his case by spending like a asshole or trying to hold his parents accountable.

All I know about bankruptcy law is what my law school buddy (who practices it) told me: “Basically, you figure out who you want to totally fuck over, then work backwards.”

“Predatory loans”...yeah, fuck those assholes and their collusion with Johnson’s parents. I have zero sympathy for these bloodsuckers and the shady, high-interest loans business. Lending out that high above prime, they’ve made more than enough money to absorb the occasional loss, right. That’s the business they’re in.

Get a rope.

And it has a campus in...NEW YORK CITY!

Pace University Athletic program has issued the following statement:
“This unfortunate mistake is a joke taken out of context. No matter what the media tells you, you did Nazi what you thought you saw.”

Sieg Fail!