This exists, and I can’t imagine anyone else fitting the bill. And I’m not even a Thunder fan!

Yeah, no to that.

Ow. Dammit. This season is going to be bad enough for the Reds. This is injury to insult to injury.

Looking like either another Spurs year or Lebron’s deliverance. Honestly, I kinda hope it’s the latter, because dear.God. Cleveland deserves a ... break....

This song - The Charade, D’Angelo and the Vanguard - technically has nothing to do with Prince, and yet it has EVERYTHING to do with Prince.

Someone had to!

Decades from now, on a table in a soft white antiseptic room, as you feel the first stirrings of collective consciousness as they begin the upload and your meat brain begins to die, the last thing you hear with your mind’s ear as you go on to the electronic heaven we have invented in place of the mythical one will be

Holy shit. That piece is funny as hell! But i remembered it from Grantland’s Andrew Sharp, throwing it into one of those kitchen sink NBA columns they used to do like every day, and hilariously it still rings true:

When was that?

This is as good a time as any to remind everyone that “George R. R. Martin is not your bitch”:

It would probably be Daniel Abraham taking on that particular task, is something happened to George.

Stephane Richer!

Identify the Josh Smith in your life, and waive the Josh Smith in your life.

Harsh and fair. Also, that’s a hell of a handle, my friend, nice job.

How do we know Rex didn’t just mishear talk about Trump’s recent defeats and get excited?

Goddamn, that needs more stars.

Bob Marley. Come On You Spurs.

Come over to Cartilage Free Captain and let us guide you. :-)

We knew how it would be here before the game was even over.

I’m sorry, Leicester drop two points, Vardy is gone for a red card against the worst opponent left on the schedule and probably for a very hungry, very angry United team because he just HAD to do a Malcolm Tucker impression in the ref’s face, and Spurs just DEVOURED Stoke, and the gods don’t want Leicester to LOSE?