Thing is, I was pretty sure Avatar 2 had already come out and I had forgotten about THAT entirely, too.

For the hell of it

I was pretty sure I had broken up with football after getting tricked once again into being excited for the Bengals even with all the qualms about following the game. Vontaze Burfict of course proved the Bengals to be the dumbest team ever, and I felt like I never wanted to see football again. But I wondered if I…

The penalty for being a Sixer is a tenner. Seems right.

The headbutt was NOT a loss of composure.

My favorite, utterly bizarre fact about Elton Brand is that the makers of the game Morrowind (the best of the Elder Scrolls games by a mile) included a nigh-undiscoverable quest to turn a sword named the Goldbrand into the Eltonbrand, because the game’s designers were a bunch of Dukies and wanted to make a tribute in…

Billy, I was hoping you’d write about how Spurs absolutely thumped Manchester United this weekend! Three goals in five minutes, 46 seconds! Check it out if you haven’t.

We’re gearing up for it. St. Totteringham’s Day no more!

You could fairly say the only thing Spursy about this Spurs season is that it’s the best Tottenham team in decades and of COURSE it comes when everyone is swooning over Leicester, so we’re the jerks for wanting them to collapse.

All future Olympics must be held in Casablanca.

I hope they do it for one simple reason: I don’t want to see Scottie Pippen turn into Mercury Morris before my eyes.

NBA IPA TBA.

“Fingers?” Okay.

Says someone who has never been to Louisville, or even Lexington. You gotta go to, like, Bowling Green for that to be true.

My condolences on the sudden obsolescence of that goddamn amazing handle, by the way.

Is their mascot Tidy Whitey?

Things took an xkcd-rated turn.

We have no hope, but look at that ‘stache! The Reds, everybody!