The Sacramento Kings are pretty much exactly the NBA’s Jacksonville Jaguars, aren’t they?

Pure ownage. Well done.

They tried to adapt to the times, but didn’t quite get there.

You poor, damaged souls...

Will it be fun or just mean to try and ruin Porzingis by chanting “DARRRRRR-KOOOOOO” every time he touches the ball, and when can we start?

By firing Karl, Ranadive would score so many points with Cousins, it might almost make up for hiring him in the first place.

I have a friend who is a Knicks fan, and the poor guy is just beside himself. There are a lot of ways the Knicks could come out of this draft okay, but it seems from talking to him and reading other fans’ opinions that Knicks fans have this iron conviction that somehow, some way, the Knicks will commit a terrible…

“The Astros aren’t interested in that bullshit; they’re here to swing the goddamn bat and try to hit some goddamn dingers, on-base percentage be damned.”

Only one man could...

I think it’s a golf club too, I was just amused at the way the thread went. It’s funnier if it IS a riding crop, and you imagine that’s her answer to a question about it.

Taylor Swift is 100% right about this. What’s the logic on Apple’s part anyway?

Obligatory.

Not really, that is normal. In fact, 48 hours is pretty good!

Not really, that is normal. In fact, 48 hours is pretty good!

But wait, let me guess, no votes for Cardinals were scrubbed, because Cardinals fans vote THE RIGHT WAY?

The CBA? Interesting, is it an employee/management issue, like how a union representative cannot be part of management? A couple of people have noted that the practice, which I just thought was a discarded relic, was actually illegal under the current rules, is that why?

Is it just me or did the composition of this Cavs team seem like a fantasy team thrown together by a guy who knows a few names, checks the standings once a week, and seems legitimately surprised at who makes the playoffs, but who lucked into the first overall pick in the draft?

While we’re at it, special mention to Kyle for acknowledging how thoroughly tired military metaphors are when discussing sports. It’s a useless, self-inflating way to think about a game (and, of course, the blame lies with football for popularizing that garbage.) Almost as tired as using baseball metaphors when…

It’s tough to be the boss of someone way more competent than you are. Why don’t they just name him player-coach and be done with it, and acknowledge whomever is on the sidelines in a suit is the assistant?

That is one of the most excellently depressing first paragraphs I’ve ever seen.

Wonder how that combines with sweet potatoes and/or yuca?