Except for stealing information from competitors. They do THAT the wrong way.

Chris Paul’s lifespan just got a year shorter.

Oh, yeah, i see what you mean, and that is indeed a good point. Didn’t it go so far back then that one mayor of Chicago (Cermak) was assassinated?

Bonnie and Clyde for sure, as well as many others, but Capone was taken down by accountants. Unless you mean that they didn’t need some militarized financial software, just a ledger and generally accepted accounting principles, and if you do, you’re kinda awesome.

That was like The Far Side with swearing. (+1)

Superdova!

Never not too soon.

Oddly enough, Dan Gilbert IS one of those guys who would do that. Add in that LeBron will most likely want to keep him around if they win this thing - I mean, holy shit, they seriously might win this thing?! - I bet they take care of him. I would ABSOLUTELY want to stay with LeBron if I was Delly.

I like the dog on the field, except like this:

If the one you’re thinking of marrying definitely knows what he or she wants and can clearly state what that is, and after that, you still say you don’t know what you want, you need to admit now you don’t want the same thing. You are not being noble by letting your partner have his or her way in the short term, you…

I don’t know, the EverQuest guy seems entirely rational.

The biggest upset of the night was the Rockets actually turning in a watchable game.

Know what kills me? After the game Harden said the Rockets were “too relaxed.”

PORTLYMAN!

+1 WAAAGH.

I was thinking every Ork player plans to see this movie. Often.

They also eat every other kinda bug you definitely don’t want in your house. Like roaches.

Cool, can someone do goalie masks now?

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