And Zidane only wanted to see what would happen if an Italian player ACTUALLY got hit.

Gonna be SO MUCH FUN watching him play for Kentucky. :-)

Can we not just change the mascot to an owl and pretend the name meant that kind of raptor all along? I mean, I know there is another bird-of-prey based team (well, two, if you count the Pelicans, which you don't unless you're a fish) but they play in Atlanta and therefore no one cares.

First choice for most people probably should be the Y. Nonprofits for the win.

The Bengals are screwed now. I've watched them long enough to know that as soon as too many eyes are watching they crumple like Alge.

Chess bars! Thank god, Kentucky's entry here is awesome. (Persimmon bread is oddly intriguing.)

Yes, like x10.

Short answer: no.

BRILLIANT

This is awful. I hate this for basketball itself. I can't believe this guy's bad luck.

Had to double check to be sure this wasn't Raysism. (I mean it kindly.)

FIFA and the IAAF make the SEC look like rank amateurs. And I'm a Kentucky fan!

I see watt you did there.

Cue every Bengals fan snickering over this. Thanks for taking him off our hands, Dan.

Richard Sherman might well be a national treasure. God, that was brilliant.

Something I wish more other men would think about:

Still better than actual Rosenbloom.

...by picking up a Winter Olympics...!

I will second your opinion on Coors, but mainly I just wanted to say "I have a library card and a really fun cat" is one excellent dismissal.

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