Degree of difficulty?

Most Tennessee thing ever.

required. Don't drink Heineken or Frank will get you.

Oooof. Lesson learned: if you're going to be an Idiot On The Field, don't run anywhere near the strength coach.

I'd play Mortician Duel...

Sad part is, he is probably right about that part. I seriously doubt this cross between an Oompa-Loompa and Gordon Gekko is anywhere close to losing HIS job.

There is a really good reason Bill Simmons referred to them as "the lethal snipers over at Deadspin", giving covering fire to other journalists who could finally call BS on the NFL if there are people without access but with a significant audience keeping them (the journalists) honest. Before Deadspin, I doubt Simmons…

That makes this a rare case of a video going fungal, rather than viral.

Here's an odd example of Yuengling proselytizing: you can't get Yuengling in Kentucky. No idea why. You can get it in Ohio or Tennessee, but not Kentucky.

oh. Oh dear.

if I was associated with the NBA I would do whatever it took to make that happen. It would be one of the greatest acts of trolling since the Trojan Horse.

I was all set to share some kinda Elmore Leonard trivia here (OK, this much: he smoked Virginia Slims) but then it struck me that being Elmore Leonard's researcher has to have been one of the coolest jobs a human being has held. Plus, you can wear a hat like that and no one gets to give you any crap, it's completely…

Enjoyably clever and correct.

Remember Jerry Seinfeld's rule, always: They're like the Sun, you just glance, you don't stare!

"Super Extreme" DUI?

He would have my vote