I'm a filthy college student and I washed my sheets once this entire semester. AND I AM NOT ASHAMED!

Yeah pretty much all food makes me vomit at the moment, so I have been eating blended vegetable/ fruit beverages for almost two weeks now. I feel hungry and tired all the time. But puking was worse. But I don't see why anyone would CHOOSE this diet.

I was lucky enough to go to a privet all girls school in Ohio where they not only told us about all the STDs (with graphic pictures!!) but showed us all forms of birth control and how to use it, 3 different times from middle school through high school.

My dream is my boyfriend putting a ring on a fat blunt and passing it to me. Im so romantic. HA.

My grandma tried to do this to my mother and went ahead and started planning everything for her so my mom just eloped and pissed her off. Now my mother is trying to force me into a wedding and I'm like NOPE. ELOPEMENT!