Yes! Patient aging. Just like Budweiser used to lie about. 

Since it's based on internet searches, it's probably easy to explain. The 12 people in the Birmingham suburbs or Gulf Shores who googled "fondue recipe." Still moronic. 

You have the magic formula, brining + convection. I was skeptical the first time I brined wings, but the results are indisputable. And if you do have a convection oven, use it. Are they as good as the fryer? No, but awfully close with satisfying bite and meatiness. Put parchment paper on your half sheet pan and…

With a due respect, I am not getting on any planes I don't have to these days. Think of the carbon footprint too.  

Same parent company, Ahold Delhaize. Don't like it though. Sneaks up on me. 

Nor does it taste much different than a good kiszka. Had it several times in restaurants and made supermarket/butcher shop products when I have rented cottages in Scotland. 

Easy win for Allison. Not a big fan of pretzels, but I can destroy a bag of those honey mustard pieces (grocery size) in a blink of an eye. Bugles rule; too bad the salt and vinegar variety can only be found in Canada. And she knows the less-than-elegant way to properly eat Combos. Any flavor will do with root beer to…

Not Michigan (MI), Missouri (MO). Although if he does eventually open a place in Michigan, he can leave the Camaro. 

If I were to sign up for this, would it make me an influencer? I want to be an influencer. I’ve already tried being an under-the-influencer. 

Had it instead of a traditional wedding cake. Everyone likes it, you can take only one piece if that’s all you want, and the shape is perfect for a holiday season wedding. (Plus no weird bride and groom statuettes.)

I'll leave that to Mr. Zimmern, thanks. 

That's the answer. Reasonable work travel, enough for an overnight stay. 

Close! Add cheap cognac and make a Fitz Formula 44! Cures colds and lets you sleep on long flights. 

Thank you. 

Fair play!

Yes! Their catalog was damn near food porn. "This is Homeland Security.  Put down those pears!"

My father enjoys the big stupid box of grapefruit, oranges and stuff I send him every year. Ain't much going on in northern Michigan. And he salts his grapefruit. 

I suggest you look up the definition of "topical humor."

And, lo and behold, Ryan Reynolds has featured her in an ad for his Aviation Gin. Nicely done all around. 

No worries. All the cute girl wanted to talk about was the amazing exercise bike her husband bought her for Christmas.