You do understand that it's screeds like you help re-elect Trump? And, trust me, I ain't woke. 

You are completely wrong. Your son will park my son's car. 

It's impossible to adequately describe her life and contributions. She volunteered for the CIA’s precursor, the OSS, in WWII. She did not need to do so, but in service met her future husband, Paul Child. They romanced and ended in Paris, where she absorbed French cuisine. Long story short, cooking shows in the US are…

No Époisses de Bourgogne? 

The Court will overlook it. 

No doubt venting its spleen. 

OK, this your chance, NHL. Just try to keep Don Cherry under wraps.

Faygo is only available near its Midwestern base (HQ in Detroit) and in areas where people moved after the auto industry started tanking (Texas, Florida, NC). Anyway, if you're faced with a convenience store cooler full of 24-oz Faygo, root beer? You have go with idiosyncratic classics like Redpop (delightfully…

Sad to see Dad’s rated so low, but it’s understandable as it is an acquired taste. It was my Dad’s favorite(!), but he was very clear it made lousy root beer floats.* It still tastes good, but only available around me in the K-Marts and Dollar General-type stores. 

To me, it’s a naked attempt to further obfuscate the employee vs. independent contractor distinction. As SB Nation is learning, you can’t just just deem someone a contractor so as to evade minimum wage and OT laws, taxes, benefits and other working conditions. Calling them “entrepreneurs” is designed to evoke the…

I admit I am a Pats fan, though understand I am a New Englander, so no pink hats here. Anticipating the game, I was curious that a once a great and devoted fanbase should dissolve so readily (I pay scant attention other than hometome teams). Then I just heard the cheers for the latest Patriots TD. Wow. 

Go eat your Snak-Pak in the basement. I got work to do upstairs. 

You useless snowflake millennials don’t remember Mike Curtis. Look it up. 

You are a complete moron. 

Stunningly, 99.9% of the nation could care less. 

Please kill your standard Deadspin sarcasm and replace it with your standard Deadspin cynicism. You know he is at an unhealthy weight for his age and size. You know he should not be so heavy at his age. Go kiss Magary’s backside, as you enjoy your (minimal) paycheck. 

Because they have a sliver of faith and no immediate alternatives. 

I grew up in the Big Ten "three yards and of cloud of dust" era. Somehow, Michigan has reproduced this with a passing offense. 

One hell of an alternate uniform, though. 

I want to strongly re-emphasize your point. Grocery chains study and experiment on layouts ad infinitum, and they cater to customer preferences and purchase habits. The average American suburban grocery isn’t going to stock two dozen types of non-domestically produced soy sauce. If the store does stock any, it will be…