No, those items are on the perimeter mostly because they need adjacent refrigerated prep areas to service them.

Plenty of restaurants have gone to die in that space. Just too big. I only ate at the bar when you had a curtain to meet, and it was better than decent at fair prices. 

Shimmer was one of the reasons the commercial parodies became a regular feature if I recall. Family tension completely turned absurd resolved by Chase’s deadpan (which always delivered.) My other favorite from the early years was the Royal Deluxe II auto ad. Garrett Morris almost passing out as the chauffeur made it.

A great one because you didn't know where it was going and then wham!

Thanks. I was straining to remember that one, knew it started with an “S.” The Heinz ketchup theme as to pop top flowed out was killer. 

Why is it that some of the best SNL fake commercials involved breakfast cereals? Hartman in Colon Blow/Super Colon Blow, Curtin in Quarry (better tasting cause it’s mined), Ferrell in Cracklin’ Oat Flakes (now with Ecstasy), and the best, Little Chocolate Donuts, Belushi smoking a cigarette with Marv Albert providing…

Aye that. 

Too much work here. Prince William is clueless. Prince Harry is clueless. Meghan is Sherlock Holmes compared to them. 

Vladimir Smirnov is my late father-in-law’s name. My wife is Tatyana. Do Russians know how to drink? да товарищ!

Lots of good advice here. If you are new to cruising and want to see places, Royal Caribbean is very good. Kids mean Disney. Yes, expensive, but you get private time with your spouse, and your kid is having one hell of a time. Having my wife topless on the balcony was worth every penny. 

Should I know who this guy is? Also, there's nothing better than expense account sushi. Better than a big fat steak and three martinis. 

Would someone please explain why? He makes Jamie Oliver seem tolerable. 

Lovely eyes. And it will kill!

If you don't know Belgian beer, you don't know beer. That being said, I have not seen it near me. 

Who wouldn't love being recruited by Rutgers? "Hey, Jersey kid, here's your chance to have your ass kicked all over the Midwest. Or Pennsylvania. "

I am old. I grew up with the great Midwestern bands. Went to Harvard, did sports information. The band was casual but fun. Nothing lit up Harvard Stadium like a true marching band. Thanks, UMass and Army. Fuck Yale and Columbia. 

Wrong end of Broadway. 

Wrong end of Broadway. Whatever.  

Milky Way. Dead on rights. 

My point is it could have been curtains when he reported it to Paterno in 2001. He was not terminated for another 10 years as Penn State began to form its defense by aiming shotgun blasts at its feet.