I’m not even reading this one!

Funny, it let ME be Scrawler almost immediately.

So you’re faking bone spurs to avoid posting on Kinja?

Just because I can afford pants with legs doesn’t mean I need to suffer your abuse, ma’am!!!

No idea. If it’s a burner, it’s likely gone forever (I did not get a burner password...this may be all for vlady).

You are fully visible.

I claimed my Disqus account...and here I am sui generis.

I’m feeling more beige than gray right now.

Even trapped in this odd Kinja netherworld, one cannot escape Goop.

I am in a long hallway moving towards a bright light...

I feel funny.

I like corn!

Live?? This is John Carpenter, there ARE alternatives.

This is why we don't let you out of the hologram basement.

According to my female friends, equipping douchenozzles with any form of nuclear capability does more harm than good.

Why do you come here
When you know it makes things hard for me?

About 7 1/2 pounds.

"…Of Cock!"

Gorka 2.0.

I hope so, so he can pay the alt-rent.