Better than "Dawes to Play Simpsons Marathon"?

Off to a glamorous career as a fashion model!!!

Na Na Na Na, Na Na Na Na, hey hey hey, goodbye.

Among the many things Trumpler does not know or understand - law, ethics, history, basic human decency - is logic.

It's not moral relativism, it's a false equivalence.

Alternative amendments!

I'm a little busy with my anger management right now…

That pivot turned into a goosestep.

Too late for Lenny.

Don't be ripped off by fake glasses. Just stare at the sun until you smell bacon.

Sun, schmun. I'll stick with good old reliable American coal, thank you.

Hot take: YES!

Giving idiots a platform is a profitable business model.

People keep calling them racist. And fat.

Today Dairy Queen. Tomorrow the world!!!

Learn to be more accepting.

You're The Wurst.

"Baby Barney".

The master race has not quite mastered the Internet yet.

Warning: Hot Take!