“withing penis-striking distance, it’s not so hard after all.”

Who is that in the photo? It looks like the daytime hostess at the third best Applebees down the state capital. You know, the one who smiles to your face but you can HEAR her at the server station stage whispering about your wife’s heirloom cameo that she got from her Gram Gram being “obviously fake”.

They’re like chocolate and peanut butter.

Beep beep, Kinja.

You leave my mother out of this!!!

Who’s behind you posting this?

Now he needs gla$$e$.

Rhythmless Nation 2017

No, but blaming the damage on Obama, Hillary and Morning Joe IS.

Yes, stare directly at a Thomas Dolby album that has been placed precisely between you and the sun for 20 minutes.

That’s because there is no mention of global warming in the old testament. It’s well known that if it’s not in the bible, it’s not science.

Now if they’d only offered acid to the commenting community the other day, all this could have been avoided.

Shkreli, who was convicted earlier this month on three counts of securities fraud and one count of mistakenly thinking he’ll be a popular guy in prison

Wow, no one’s reacting well to Kinja, huh?

He wrote it in 1982. Rerun was behind in the ratings, but ahead of his time.

Tony’s witness statement failed to lead to any arrests, since his response to every question on direct was inevitably “They’rrrrrrrre GRRRRREEEEEAAAAT!!!”

Overwhelmed by his raw sexuality?

The forward by ReRun has the most incisive breakdown of the 2016 elections and the split ticket caused by by Roger’s surge in the primaries I have read to date.

I’m sure he’ll be glad to know that his years of stormtrooper play acting have totally prepared him to deal with hardened criminals.

You always were a Bert man.