But her face is 36.

Cop Rock steered me wrong on so many levels!

Wait, my cousin Irv is Jack White?! I thought he worked at Best Buy…

Never assume writers.

The name of the new album: Quiet Hummer

Those are some gnarly elbows.

Fawlty…towers…

Major Asshole?

Does it ever…!

I think we all know…we're just waiting for you to fess up.

I was headed down to ask who would be the first to trot out the American Pie quote, and right on queue…

Sigh….the AV Club.

I firmly believe the only thing mitigating the damage they are purposefully attempting to inflict is their naked incompetence.

Stop constantly sending me updates!

I'm seein' double here…an eighth of an inch?!

His password is 1-2-3-4!

I'm guessing a great deal on male enhancement products.

Buttery males?

Can I call it a portmanteau? I've always wanted to use that word and I missed my chance when "The Black Swan" came out…

I would love some cheese, thanks.