John Wayne Gacy was the original host of "The Grind".

Call him "chump"! Amirite?!?

I think none of us condone threats. That being said…however, I do condone anything that can keep a reality show, especially an MTV reality show, off the air.

So…reparations?

I came from a distant planet ruled by a man-bot disguised as a man-puter. Have you any idea what's it like to be a fem-bot living in a man-bot's man-puter world?

Amy Wong: Your leader is a computer?
Amazonian: Yes. It appear mysteriously about time men die out.
Leela: Then why did you make it your leader?
Amazonian: It seem like different kind of leader.
Amazonian: Not beltway insider.

"Ill-kay all-lay umans-hay."

A Phish fan once muttered "Harsh, bro." in my general direction.

Any questions?

But, anyway…

My first thought was "Even the Cleveland Browns could run a more focused, successful organization."

gesundheit!

I wonder if Mooch will put back his old Tweets now.

Old fashioned PSA for the Republican Party:

Rammstein?

Cardinals receive Anthony Scaramucci from the White House for a player to be named later.

Whenever I yell that out at bars, I go home alone.

Rick Sanchez, deep cover trollin' the president!

REDRUM!

I would think that they would be hiding from HIM.