How many guesses do I get?

Really!? I was certain the defense team would swear that a retrial would really nail their client…

Truly, this bites.

How about when you mmmBop?

Fox News: For When You're Tired Of Yelling at Clouds

It's ALL I think about!

That and the "bunch of people" are usually the least stable people they can find…

Mine!!! Gimme!

I was thinking Little Richard, but sure, why not.

Our current culture has made them irrelevant. All literature now must include very strong people in leotards and capes.

Blorg.

I want a biscuit.

Typical. "Blowin' in the Wind" is just the Cliffs Notes text of "Gone With The Wind" set to Mancini's "Baby Elephant Walk".

Pictures! I demanded 30% pictures!

Wasn't that the title of the controversial "lost" episode of the Goldbergs?

"Why didn't somebody tell me my ass was so big?"
-President Skrump

Fox News: The Soundtrack to Your Rage

Jesus?

Fox News: Viagra and Dementia

Recent ratings suggest they are not the most watched either.