My unique take on the "We're #1" hand gesture still goes sadly unappreciated.
My unique take on the "We're #1" hand gesture still goes sadly unappreciated.
Fox News: The Corn in the Conservative Shit Sandwich
Ugh, he's a Bernie die hard. Here we go, welcome to America's Reichstag Fire.
Did one thing lead to the other?
A terrible movie set in a time before this terrible movie?!
Sir, I would like to book you for an interview with Megyn Kelly this weekend to explain your perfectly reasoned views to America. Are you available?
Luckily, he'll have good government provided healthcare…precisely the same thing he is working currently to take away from the rest of America.
Her eyes have too much life in them to adequately portray Melania.
Yes, if it wasn't for her unfortunate arranged marriage, she would have led a simple life of contemplation and religious devotion as Sr. Mary Showmypuss.
All in a simple I, IV, V progression.
Raspberry jam?
Great, now all the Nickelback Rights Activist whackjobs are going to flood the sight.
I hope they play "Look At What She Was Wearing". They played that at my wedding!
Will they be doing a Rick James medley?
Rejuvenation?! I thought they were marital aids.
Gwyneth Paltrow’s Goop festival featured face-slicing and frog venom
My Jergins lotion contains emoluments, keratins and amino acids. Does this mean I'm going to get subpoenaed? I really don't want to have to explain what goes on with the Jergins.
I don't much like that Sheldon either.
* Handcut russet potatoes - wedges, not strips or curls
* Place the fries into the hot oil, and cook until light brown, about 5 minutes. Make the fries in batches if necessary to allow them room to move a little in the oil. Remove to a paper towel lined plate to drain
* Sprinkle with the tears of the proletariat
* Place…
Werewolf abeyance.