I'm going back further and blame the Solanum brevicaule.

Their definition of "stars" is more liberal than Bernie Sanders!

Why, do you have a penguin perched on the top of the set?

Find that silver lining and make it yours!

This pun thread just kind of spud-erred out.

Goddamit, I'm going to die as I lived, obese and greasy!

Of course. Once again, Nu Metal delivers on the failed promises of our salons and universities.

Sir, while I can't condone your actions on that innocent pizza that never harmed anyone…RIP.

That's it, go sit at the kiddie table until you can be social!

Spider-Man: Meet Your New Uncle Tony

I think it's a lock.

Go on…

"Mommy, why is grandpa angry all of the time?"

The theater. Not the play. I would like to see more projects that would make corporate sponsors uncomfortable.

Happy birthday, Donnie. Enjoy the company of cold gold digger wife you wanted and the son you didn't moving into the White House - THEIR gift in return is to listen to your 3 AM senior dementia rants as you wander about in your bathrobe and slippers. Everybody wins.

Is this the worst thing that could happen or the best. Should art really be a shill for BOA and United Airlines?

It's a prequel.

2 Broke Gingers

Sessions can help.

It's probably only the 10th or 11th illegal and impeachable thing he's done today.