I had a light drizzle named after me once.

It's in the works, don't worry.

Summer of Sam?

Look Who's Talking Too

Reluctant, crusty upvote.

"We had a thing in schools to educate the kids about the importance of hygiene, specifically around dogs, because we had a few kids who went blind. That horrified me. "

Is she secure from us or are we secure from her?

Done and done. And I mean done!

I leave for a week and the whole organization goes to hell. A week, dammit!!!

Elmo is so very cold without his energy assistance.

I like my Ta-Tas Brawny.

But now the Brawny spokesperson has lost their Koch.

You know we don't count Gerard Butler.

Now you have something to keep you occupied over the weekend.

That's a load of bunk.

I'd imagine any boner from an "Alien Jesus" would be pretty weird.

Nah, it's Swinton's take on "Sailor Moon."

You never get OUT of your bunk!

Hawt!

Not a thing to do/But hit on you…