Great, more illegals comin' in here and takin' our jerbs and statuettes an' sich - fartin' in seat cushions made for 'Murican fartin'!

Mormon Jesus? Is he the one who was crucified in Chesterton, Indiana?

Jesus Kevin. "Spawn"?!

With a name like Rufio, I imagine his story begins at a fraternity on the Duke campus.

That's just mean.

I haven't forgiven you yet.

Voldemort?

Her Komerat admire her ideological purity.

East of Java.

For the yuuuuge…hands?

The AV Club!

That's JUST what someone with Stockholm Syndrome WOULD say!

*Looks in mirror. Looks at co workers. Shrugs*

Why does he have hair everywhere except where he wants to have hair?

Sure, he may be stupid, grossly incompetent and secretly evil.

You're welcome.

And far far less than weekly trips to Florida to warm tired old bones.

I think it's hilarious that a snowflake needs an hour and a half ego boost.

Ad hominem attacks are the last refuge of a flailing dimwit.

If they are "failing" as he claims, why would you bother to take their questions or care what they think - since obviously a "failing" institution would have no sway over popular perception?