"ObamaCare? Get rid of it! But don't touch my Affordable Care Act, it's the only way I can get insurance."

The future is an iron toed boot doing that for you. Forever.

I feel like Carrie Anne turning around from the TV set.

Him too.

Old people haz porblems with spellcheck. Who are we to juge?

Stacey Dash raises her fist in silent tribute.

Who are those disgusting little men?

Of course, Rupert.

Eve was obviously white, though. Had it all, wanted more, gave into temptation, broke the rules, got caught and blamed it all on the "devil making her do it."

Seriously, it's like he's writing Dikachu's punchline for him.

Get him!

Has a solid drum intro, though.

I always wonder how zombies manage to walk around tripping through fields of daisies and doing the occasional Arabesque for years while rotting away in humid climates when the one time I had an inner ear infection I could barely crawl to the terlet.

Don't forget the High Frequency Active Auroral Research Program! And the lizard people.

When even the power of a documentary can't stop the warming of the Earth, truly we are doomed!

Once again, Donnie's equipment not up to code.

Trump or West?

One unsettled bipolar man not invited to another unsettled megalomaniac man's party.

To be fair, that performance roster is looking a little overfilled with talent already. Jackie Evancho? 3 Doors Down? How can you follow that?

Sadly, I think the voices in Kanye's head care a little too much about orange people.